Super Hilarious, Bad Parking Cards 50 Pk. Get Revenge With Family-Friendly No...

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PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK! It's like a fake parking ticket, but better. Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The jokes on that dirty spot-stealing, Jeep-driving, jerk when they find your sassy citation!
EQUIP YOUR MINI-VAN FOR MAJOR REVENGE. People that can't park driving your family crazy? Teach those double parking mother truckers a lesson with our kid approved insults! Adults and children alike will enjoy our clever quips.
BULK PACK = MASSIVE PAYBACK. Patrol the parking lot with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Is that guy at your work with the BMW stealing your favorite spot? These profanity free tickets (probably) won't get you in trouble with HR!
THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Break these awesome cards out at the White Elephant holiday work party for a laugh. They're also the best Christmas or birthday gift for passive aggressive men, women or angsty teens.
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