Special Ingredient Joke and Revenge Products Various Products To Suit Any Need

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Welcome to Janders Inc.
Special Ingredient Joke & Revenge Products
We have these in stock for immediate delivery.
We offer multiple shipping options so choose whatever one meets your delivery needs.
Product details:
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Sneezing Powder
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You can get satisfaction without messy face-to-face confrontations by deploying this sneezing powder. Dust your mark's office, car, or Kleenex® with powder. As soon as he starts moving around, the powder goes airborne and the effects begin.
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Green gas
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Empty this little vial into a hot drink or hot food, wait about 10 minutes, and stand back! The natural herb in this elixir will cause major "natural gas" explosions every few seconds. No matter how hard your mark tries to hold back, there's no stopping these embarrassing eruptions. Warning: not to be used on others without their consent.
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Hellfire & Brimstone
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Don't get this vial of concentrated discomfort on you! It itches, it stings, it burns. It's like thousands of fire ants biting you all at once. The only good news about it is that it eventually stops. For external use only. Warning: not to be used on others without their consent.
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Nasal Nausea
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Nasal Nausea is a unique liquid which exudes a harrowing, assaultive stench so foul that it can overwhelm anyone in its vicinity. The proprietary formula is so powerful that it is classified as a military-grade putricant. Deploy only with utmost caution and discretion.
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Nasty Yellow Teeth
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Just pour this into a drink container (soda, coffee, etc.). Once your target finishes his drink, his mouth, teeth and tongue will have turned a most vomit-retching puke-yellow color! And he won't even know it, at least until he sees the horrified looks on other's faces as they try to keep from tossing their own cookies. "A drink before your speech, Mayor?"
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Doo Drops
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Doo Drops look and smell just like real diarrhea. Many useful applications, all of which will be left to your imagination. It's just like a tube of explosive diarrhea, except silent for stealth deployments. It comes in a handy dropper-top squeeze dispenser for rapid, realistic applications. All-natural. SMELLS LIKE CRAP.
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Purple Rain
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Purple Rain starts out as an innocent-looking dark green powder, but when it comes in contact with any moisture, watch out! This stuff keeps coming out with a seemingly endless supply of dark purple stain. Imagine a sprinkle of it in a strategic spot in the bathroom, the doormat where people wipe their wet shoes, the swimming pool area, the drinking fountain, etc. Caution: this will stain most anything - use only with extreme caution and discretion.
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Panic Powder
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This innocent-looking dust is actually a powdered OC (the same OC that's used in "pepper sprays"). Just imagine the surprise when this dust gets airborne, or stuck to one's fingers after a light dusting on, for example, a keyboard. Use with extreme discretion, as this is very potent. Packaged in squeeze-bottle applicator for ease of deployment.
To read our policies go to our policy page at
The Janders Inc Policy Page
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General Policies:
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We combine shipping costs whenever we can. eBay will do this for you prior to paying.
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We do not typically ship
any items on Saturday, Sunday or holidays.
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We do not schedule deliveries for Saturday unless you request it AND pay the Saturday delivery fee.
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Same day shipping cut-off is 11 AM for USPS Express and 1 PM for FedEx / UPS.
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USPS Express is NOT guaranteed to be overnight.
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We reserve the right to change the shipping
method if eBay and/or PayPal made an error in calculating shipping costs and/or the selected shipping method is not available
to the shipping address provided.
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We do not cover the cost of return shipping for buyers, including international buyers.
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All items usually ship out within 24 hours of payment clearing. No items will be shipped before payment clears.
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Orders shipped to Washington State will be charged sales tax.
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Approximately 99% of our products are in stock. Should we not have a product in stock we will offer a complete refund or advise you how long it will take to receive the product. You will have the option to wait for the product or receive a refund.
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Our high feedback rating is a testament to our quality products and customer service. If you are not satisfied for any reason please contact us and give us an opportunity to make it right. We strive to provide outstanding customer service.
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Buyer is responsible for insuring that every product purchased from us is used in a legal manner.
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Returns:
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Inspect your item upon arrival. We accept returns for items found to be defective. For items damaged during shipment, advise the delivery agent of the damage. We will file a claim with the appropriate shipping company. Once the shipping company pays the claim we will refund the purchase price of the product. If the shipping company denies the claim (for any reason) we will not return or exchange the item or refund your money. A 20% restocking fee will apply to non-defective, undamaged or items that are unwanted and returned to us.
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International Buyers – Please Note:
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Import duties, taxes, and charges are
not included
in the item price or shipping cost. These charges are the buyer's responsibility.
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Please check with your country's customs office to determine what these additional costs will be prior to bidding or buying.
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Customs fees are normally charged by the shipping company or collected when you pick the item up. These fees are not additional shipping charges.
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It is the buyer's responsibility to make sure this item(s) can be imported into your country. If your country denies entry of this item(s) we will NOT refund your money or shipping costs.
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We won't under-value merchandise or mark the item as a gift on customs forms. Doing that is against U.S. and international laws.
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