Santa’s Magic Dill Dough Stress Putty - Pickle Santa Claus Christmas Gag Gift

Description

Santa’s Magic Dill Dough Stress Putty
Holiday stress is no match for a good, stiff Dill Dough
Putting together the perfect holiday season is a ton of work, from planning menus and parties to baking 12 dozen cookies for your 12 dozen closest acquaintances. Don’t let spreading all that joy steal a single drop of your holiday cheer! Santa Claus completely understands the tension that can build up when planning a fantastic holiday event, so he’s made his secret to yuletide jollies available for everyone … Santa’s Magic Dill Dough Stress Putty! This glowing, green stress reliever will melt away your troubles and brighten your whole season.
Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights
Special formula starts stiff and loosens as you work it
Neon green, glows in the dark and is generously sprinkled with REAL dill
Hysterical, slightly naughty Christmas pickle gift
Comes in limited edition Santa Pickle Christmas packaging
Perfect for work, home, and anywhere a magical wad of green dill-dough comes in handy
Strictly for use with your hands, no-nos are a no-no!!
How to get the most pleasurable experience from your Dill Dough:
Squeeze it through your fingers, feel it loosen up in soothing splendor, and indulge in the sheer rejuvenation of your very soul as you squish this delightful putty with one or both hands. Do what you feel; we don’t judge.
Santa’s Dill Dough Stress Putty comes in a clear, lidded tin, so it can soak up light. When you want to relieve some tension in the dark, flip that light switch and enjoy a truly unique squeeze session.  The more light you feed it, the longer and brighter it glows!
Hint: For the best glow, leave your Dill Dough in direct, bright light. Trust us, it totally digs the extra attention, and the pay-off is worth it!
Stuff everyone’s stocking with instant relief!
Santa believes that ladies on the Naughty and Nice list can use a Dill Dough! This funny gag gift for women makes a hilarious addition to holiday gift baskets, care packages, White Elephant or Secret Santa presents, and stockings for grown-ups. Of course, you never need a special occasion to give a gift that says, “Old St. Nick and I think you could really use a glow-in-the-dark Dill Dough STAT, pal.”
NOTE: Santa’s Dill-Dough Therapy Putty is strictly for your hands! No-nos are a no-no, or you’ll really be in a pickle!
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY