Over The Hill Gag Survival Utility Swiss Army Knife Blade Set - BigMouth Inc

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Over The Hill Gag Survival Utility Swiss Army Knife Blade Set - BigMouth Inc
Each order is for 1 "Over The Hill Survival Knife" ) - Ages 40 and up!
Here's a great gag gift for anyone starting their daily battle with memory loss, gross body hair, fatigue, constipation, & medication. The packaging features a hilarious diagram of the tools included—guaranteed to get a laugh. It contains all the essential tools you’ll need to deal with aging. From clipping nose hairs to opening prune juice cans, just pop out your survival knife and you will be ready to roll.
A real working high quality 10 function Swiss Army type knife. Come brand new / factory sealed in retail packaging.  Please be sure to see our eBay store for more great over the hill novelties, gags, and prank items!
U.S. SHIPPING IS FREE
INTERNATIONAL
rates see shipping section of listing, We charge BELOW actual cost so you get a awesome rate
Wholesale Bonus offer: For every 6 knives that you order I will add 1 knife
FREE
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Buy 6 orders get 1 order
FREE
Buy 12 orders get 2 orders
FREE
Buy 18 orders get 3 orders
FREE
etc..
FAQ: Bonus offer info:
Can not be combined with any other eBay items
Must meet the minimum quantity listed
Bonus offer qualifies for ALL countries
A GREAT way to lower your cost per unit when you factor in the free goods value
Just order as normal, No need to remind us as we will know to add free goods inside