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Golden Schlong Sweater - Knitted Willy Warmer - Gag Gifts for Men - Funny Adult

$ 6.27

Availability: 195 in stock
  • Color: Gold
  • Occasion: Bachelor/Bachelorette
  • Item must be returned within: 30 Days
  • Brand: Gears Out
  • Type: Funny Gag Gift
  • MPN: CHLG
  • Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
  • All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
  • Theme: Hollywood
  • Refund will be given as: Money Back
  • Condition: New
  • Restocking Fee: No

    Description

    The Golden Schlong Sweater
    As delicate as the schlong is, it deserves something extra special to keep it warm at night. Finally, a worthy willy warmer has been created to handle the cozy care of an area as important as the family jewels…The Golden Schlong Sweater! This hand-knit crotch cloak will have your royal goody bag feeling like a million bucks, no matter how chilly it gets.
    The Golden Schlong Sweater is made to fit most fellas, and even includes an elegant golden drawstring around the top to keep it snugly in place. Designed specifically for keeping the most precious of parts warm, this winter must-have will have the royal wedding tackle safe and secure.
    Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
    Attractive yellow and gold, knit package warmer fit for a king
    One size fits most
    Golden drawstring keeps this royal man-mitten secure in winter winds
    Hilarious gag gift for men on birthdays, anniversaries, and holidays
    Best stocking stuffer for guys
    An Excellent Novelty Gift for the King of the Castle
    Crowning this year’s list of funny gag gifts for men, the Golden Schlong Sweater is sure to be a hilarious hit for any gift-giving occasion. Wrap up this naughty gift for your anniversary, birthday gag gift, or a super surprising stocking stuffer for men who constantly complain they’re freezing their crown jewels off.