Fart Stoppers - Cork Butt Hole Ass Crack Stink Plugs - Gag Prank Joke

Description

Each order placed is for one 2pk of Cork Fart Stoppers!
Are Stop the Whoppers with these stoppers! Environmentally safe for the rest of us, if used properly! If you think "Life is a Gas", keep it to yourself! Do your share to eliminate gas leakage and don't make a big stink about it! What a funny item to hand out to that stinky one you know!
Makes a great party gag gift, stocking stuffer,etc.
Comes Brand New Factory Sealed in package
Made of 100% cork for full elimination of gas leakage!
U.S. SHIPPING IS FREE
INTERNATIONAL
rates see shipping section of listing, We charge BELOW actual cost so you get a awesome rate
Wholesale Bonus offer: For every 3 orders of Fart Stoppers purchased I will add 1 order of Fart Stoppers FREE~!
Buy 3 orders get 1 order FREE
Buy 6 orders get 2 orders FREE
Buy 9 orders get 3 orders FREE
etc..
FAQ: Bonus offer info:
Can not be combined with any other eBay items
Must meet the minimum quantity listed
Bonus offer qualifies for ALL countries
A GREAT way to lower your cost per unit when you factor in the free goods value
Just order as normal, No need to remind us as we will know to add free goods inside
Check out our eBay store as we sell hundreds of funny items sold at silly low prices
Why shop with Save A Buck Enterprises ?
Ever order something online and just get horrible service? Makes yah kind of mad and say why did I ever order with them?
Well I have been there myself and it is never pleasant. Our goal is to never make you feel this way. When you shop with us we treat you as how we would want to be treated when ordering items online. What does this mean for you?
You get accurate listings
We leave you feedback first
Always one business day shipping
Shipping upgrade options
Free or low cost shipping rates
Free bonus good offers
Return Policy
Fast customer service
Silly low prices
We are a family owned business and our number one goal is to serve you with the best possible service and value. We are always here for you with any questions or concerns before, during, and after your order. Please see our proven high feedback rating to show that we do what we say.
Thank you for looking and we look forward to possibly doing business with you now and for the future
Warm Regards,
Sean Arnold / Owner
Jennifer Arnold / Account Manager ( my lovely wife )
Mickey Arnold ( our 8 pound dog :)
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