5 PREMIUM HIGH QUALITY Fake Poop Crap Turds - Looks incredibly real! GaG Joke

Description

Each order placed is for a set of
5 TOTAL
assorted turds.  ( You get 1 PEACE SIGN,  1 $ SIGN,  1 HEART,  1 QUESTION, and 1 SMILE FACE )
This is a whole new level of fake dog poo! IS THIS FUNNY OR WHAT! They look so realistic, and maybe seeing these silly new shaped turds will inspire your dog to be more artistic and expressive in his doody-laying.  Is someone being a jerk to you? Why not set the perfect shaped crap down in their path?
Each turd measures about 4 1/2 inches!
Our fake craps are VERY REAL looking!
They are made of a very high-quality silicone rubber. TRUST ME you will not be disappointed on how real they look!!!!! Use them at the home, a public bathroom, restaurants, Wall Mart, or just about anywhere on earth. It is tooooooooo funny when someone see this laying on the floor! A great fun prank to do!
We sell these at a FRACTION of the cost of anyone else found anywhere online. Our #1 goal is to make sure our prices are
silly low prices & we make sure of it!
U.S. SHIPPING IS FREE
INTERNATIONAL
rates see shipping section of listing, We charge BELOW actual cost so you get a awesome rate
Wholesale Bonus offer: For every 6 orders 5 Funny Shaped Turds purchased I will add 1 order of 5 Funny Shaped Turds FREE~!
Buy 6 orders get 1 order FREE
Buy 12 orders get 2 orders FREE
Buy 18 orders get 3 orders FREE
etc..
FAQ: Bonus offer info:
Can not be combined with any other eBay items
Must meet the minimum quantity listed
Bonus offer qualifies for ALL countries
A GREAT way to lower your cost per unit when you factor in the free goods value
Just order as normal, No need to remind us as we will know to add free goods inside
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